Traffic Stop: Johnson chastises a driver for going only three miles an hour. After a great deal of ostentatious goofing around by Weigel, a young woman approaches her and, pretty certain that Trudy is a cop, reports that the manspreading Dangle has been displaying his testicles to her the whole time.
When he tries to intimidate her, she squirts lemon in his eyes and shoves his bike under a truck while he's crying.ĭangle rides a bus disguised as a construction worker hoping to catch the pervert(s) who has been harassing young women on the bus, but the only bait they have is Trudy pretending to be a ponytailed schoolgirl.
#RENO 911 JUMPING THE SHARK BRIDGE JUMPER FREE#
He unleashes hell but never once hits the gas can.ĭangle's bike: Dangle visits a little girl's lemonade stand but can't get her to give him a free lemonade. Garcia's Accuracy: During the shooting festivities in Yuma, Garcia is handed "Condi Rice" (Junior's nickname for a fully automatic weapon he owns) and encouraged to open fire on a gas can sitting on the burned-out wreck of a car. A real ranger appears and says he is the one who call them about a man showing people his wiener. He suddenly says he's much better and runs off. Ranger: A distraught ranger displays his rattlesnake bite on his penis to Jones, Johnson, Wiegel and Kimball. Wiegel taunts him by imitating Martin Luther King Jr. Jones asks to be the "voice of smartness" and says it's wrong, as he believes it is racist. Jones and Garcia are participating in the "Good Fences Build Good Neighbors" program, an effort to put up 1/8th of a mile of fencing on the border as a symbolic gesture (it is literal fencing but it is not going to stop anybody). Once again, he is punctured with glass and coughing up blood.ĭangle announces that there are working cats in the building to deal with the rodent problem. Jumping the Shark for Autism: Third time's the charm! Jim jumps the shark and successfully lands on the other side of the tank, then loses his balance and falls backwards on to it. Junior and Garcia take a personal day to build a portion of the wall with Mexico. "It's like Burning Man for right wing rednecks." Summary
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